“ Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.
MACBETH: arent you going to wash your hands
LADY MACBETH: lol what
no
MACBETH: youre covered in blood
LADY MACBETH: lets make out
MACBETH: what
LADY MACBETH: it’ll be metal as hell
MACBETH: i don’t know
LADY MACBETH: god it’s like being married to my fucking grandmother
“ privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(Source: wars3, via muzikmonroe)

i-effed-it-all-up:

dANIEL JUST

KIDNAPS ALISON

AND THE N HE’S LIKE

"OH WHOOPS THIS IS THE WRON G ONE"

AND JUST??

"THIS IS OUR MISTAKE. WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN."

OH SORRY MA’AM WE WEREN’T TRYING TO ABDUCT YOU WE WERE TRYING TO ABDUCT SOMEONE ELSE

IDK THAT WHOLE SCENE IS HILARIOUS TO ME