I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
i have an unknown need to reblog this
This is going to be my most tumblr famous post.
I can feel it my lions.
I mean my loins.
I’m pooping and eating cocoa puffs and I thought that was worth mentioning
so my dad got us a maid but i didn’t know she’d be here still and i have to poop really badly but i don’t want her to judge me so i’m just hiding out in my room help
I wish I could say the same, Big Daddy Grey