college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(Source: keyote, via panic-at-the-artpopball)

" I spend most of my free time deciding where/what to eat next. "
" Sometimes when we’re sleeping on the phone, she’ll wake up for a quick second and tell me how much she misses me. She doesn’t even ask to check if I’m asleep or not. She says it regardless. And if I’m lucky enough, I’ll still be awake just to hear her say those sweet words. "

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

(via obeyskrillsex)