tatianaception:

if you’re ever having a hard time just remember if you get through today you’ll be one day closer to season 3 of orphan black

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via carminum)

city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

(Source: hipsteryoghurt, via yeeitsjoy)