iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

9 Things To Do Before You Turn 9:

  1. Have sex
  2. Take hallucinogens
  3. Get an iPhone
  4. Kill a man with your bare hands
  5. Trick the President into declaring war on a foreign state
  6. See the Eiffel Tower
  7. Destroy someone’s will to go on
  8. Eat creme brulee
  9. Sabotage a government organization from the inside

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000, via askinnyblackman)

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